11.22.2010

She was-HARDLY-acting Naughty.

I hate stupid bitches. Correction: I hate ignorant bitches. I'll never hold it against someone that they are not as smart as others, but ignorant.birds. are god's plague to society.
Those are the bitches that'll fight your ass in the mall over some Mrs. Fields Cookies.
Those are the bitches with kool-aid hair that'll put down an umbrella as their marker for that long ass Megabus line from NYC to DC. But really, in other non stereotypical ways, ignorant bitches are really people (doesn't have to be a female) who are just dumb, and don't even try to not be dumb.
They're all up in the mix when they don't even know who you're talking about. They're talking behind the back of people they JUST met. They're getting in all sorts of stuuupid relationship/sexual situations and can't even blame it on the al-al-al-al-alcohol. And essentially, they act really, really, really new about the whole thing.
As you can tell, it's hard for me to completely form this idea, so here are some great Atlantinians who did it for me. And for all you ignorant birds:

I know you like to think your shit don't stank, but lean a little bit closer
you'll see
roses really smell
like boo-boo.




s.b. : Mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time. And the other half it either got you cussed out or coming up short.

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